1.Come Blow Your Horn
Writer(s):cahn/van heusen
Make like a mister milquetoast - and you'll get shutout
Make like a mister meek - and you'll get cut out
Make like a little lamb - and wham you're shorn
I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn
Make like a mister mumbles - and you're a zero
Make like a mister big - they dig a hero
You've got to sound your 'a' - the day you're born
I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn
The taller the tree is - the sweeter the peach
I'll give you the whole magilla - in a one word speech - reach
Make like the world's your pudding - but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss - is a dan-dan-dandy
There'll be no love in bloom - come doomsday morn
I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn
In civilized jungles - females adore
The lions who come on swinging - if you want to score - roar
You can be either read to - or be the reader
You can be either lead - or be the leader
Don't wait until you're told - you're old and worn
Take in some air - and get your lips puckered
Before you find - you're simply too tuckered
I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn
2.Here's To The Losers
Here's to those who love not too wisely, know not wisely, but
too well
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call
Here's to the losers, bless them all
Here's to those who drink their dinners when that lady doesn't
show
To the girl who'll wait for kisses underneath that mistletoe
To the lonely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall
Here's to the losers, a-bless them all
Hey, tom, dick and harry, come in out of the rain
Those torches you carry must be drowned in champagne
Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still
believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, bless them all
Musical interlude
Hey, tom, dick and harry, come in out of that rain
Those torches you carry must be drowned in champagne
Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still
believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, here's to the losers, here's to the losers
Bless them all!
3.Luck Be A Lady
Writer(s):loesser
They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out
Your on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush
You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that i can do is pray
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck if you've been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me
A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, i'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight
A lady never flirts with strangers
She'd have a heart, she'd be nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, i'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight
4.Pennies From Heaven
Writer(s):johnny burke, arthur johnston
Every time it rains,
It rains pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven
You'll find your fortune's falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down
Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love, you must have showers
So when you hear it thunder don't run under a tree
There'll be pennies from heaven for you and me
5.Pick Yourself Up
Now nothing's impossible, i've found for when my chin is on the
ground,
I pick myself up, dust myself off, and start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence if you slip, be grateful for a
pleasant trip,
And pick yourself up, dust off, start over again.
Work like a soul inspired until the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired, but you be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men who have to fall to rise again,
So take a deep breath, pick yourself up, start all over again.
(musical interlude)
You gotta work like a soul inspired until the battle of the day
is won.
You may be sick and tired, but you be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men who have to fall and then to
rise again,
So take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and
start all over again.
(musical interlude)
Once again now:
Will you remember the famous men who have to fall and then rise
again,
So take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and
start all over again.
(coda)
That's enough now.
6.Pocketful Of Miracles
Pee-rac-ti-cal-i-ty de-us-n't int'rest me,
Love the life that i lead.
I've got a pocketful of miracles,
And with a pocketful of miracles,
One miracle a day is all i need!
Tree-rou-bles, more or less,
Bee-ah-ther me, i guess when the sun doesn't shine.
But there's a pocketful of miracles,
The world's a bright and shiny apple that's mine, all mine.
I hear sleigh bells ringing, smack!
I go around like there's a snow around,
I feel so good, it's christmas every day!
Lee-ife's a carousel, fee-ar as i can tell
And i'm riding for free.
I've got a pocketful of miracles,
But if i had to pick a miracle,
My favorite miracle of all is you love me.
7.That's Life
Writer(s):kay/gordon/kay/gordon
That's life, that's what people say.
You're riding' high in april,
Shot down in may.
But i know i'm gonna change that tune,
When i'm back on top in june.
That's life, funny as it seems.
Some people get their kicks,
Steppin' on dreams;
But i don't let it get me down,
'cause this ol' word keeps getting around.
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And i know one thing:
Each time i find myself flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.
That's life, i can't deny it,
I thought of quitting,
But my heart just won't buy it.
If i didn't think it was worth a try,
I'd roll myself up in a big ball and die
8.The Boys' Night Out
Hey there, mister, build a fence 'round your sister, it's the...
The boys' night out.
Hey there, buster, it's the indians after custer, it's the.
The boys' night out.
They're out to do the town, and before they're through,
It's bound to be liken to.
The night they lost the titanic and the wall street panic.
What they're seeking is a little chickie-chicking, it's the..
The boys' night out,
And that moon's about as big as a honey dew,
It's the boys' night out, and they're so romantic, i'll give you
a clue,
What the boys are out after, the girls are out after too.
(music interlude)
They're out to do the town, and before they're through,
It's bound to be liken to.
The night they lost the titanic and the wall street panic,
What they're seeking is a little chickie-chicking, it's the..
The boys' night out,
And that moon's about as big as a honey dew,
It's the boys' night out, and they're so romantic, but i will
give you a clue,
What the boys are out after, the girls are out after,
What the boys are out after, the girls are out after too.
9.Winners
Writer(s):raposo
Here's to the winners, lift up the glasses
Here's to the glory still to be
Here's to the battle, whatever it's for
To ask the best of ourselves then give much more
Here's to the heroes, those who move mountains
Here's to the mountains they make us see
Here's to all brothers, here's to all people
Here's to the winners all of us can be.
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